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Worst Game... EVER

Posted by war-spawn - October 29th, 2008


Fucking Perfect Weapon on the PS1. Not only does it incorporate hard fucking game play, but it also brings you a kick ass stiff button lay out, complimented with the worst camera angles ever. You also get that cool ass saying, "No way!" every time you try to walk to spot that you can't go foward... ex: walls, water, air, and areas you might think are walkable. It has tons of moves you can learn, but you never know what you learned, or when you learn it. The most I got out of it was drop kicking and grappling. Other than that, didn't bother with pointless button pressing. It starts off with the main character in a MMA ring, and then getting knocked out by the slowest punch in history in his locker room. Then you wake up in some North Pole place with your health steadily decreasing. You don't know it is, but it's decreasing. You press start, you have no objectives. It doesn't tell you anything in the book, it doesn't even hint you what you have to do. So, you have to go through the shit in god mode to find a fucking piece that allows you to breathe the air clearly. And even with god mode on, the game is still fucking hard as shit. The hit boxes are so fucking off, and the enemy always kicks your ass, regardless of your unlimited life....

I don't even want to talk on the topic anymore.. Fuck this game.


Comments

So you're like 10 years or so late to bitch about it?

Yeah, only reason why I happened to bring it up is cuz I was in an AIM convo talking about bad games. This one came up. So I had to rant for no reason.

Playstation one!?!?! Lol hahahaha! Seriously, do what most lightweights do: Set it on easy use a cheat code and cheer up lol. It's just a game.

I still got my PS1, I play that shit religiously. lol

ahahaaha Perfect Weapon, that game was like the Max Steel of video games, pointless plotline and abs all around.

You want a truly horrible game?

Bomberman Act Zero

How could it look so tight on the cover and suck so hard?

hahah

I'm pretty sure E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial is by far the worst game ever. Seriously, that game is fuced up

No.... that game didn't piss me off as much as this did.

Worst game ever = Halo. It's a first person shooter with ALIENS HOW ORIGINAL IS THAT SERIOUSLY IT IS THE FIRST OF ITS KIND.

Halo is basically what Contra would've been, minus the suck.

hahaha, TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR WAR-SPAWN'S REVIEW OF YOSHI'S WORLD 64

pew pew pew, no game is safe >:D

xD Fuck Perfect Weapon, you should get Dead Space... I played a lot of scary Games but this Masterpiece of Software is the most pantwetting Game I ever played D:' If you want to jump and scream every single Enemy Encounter you have to get it!

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Nah, Dead Space looks like a failed version of F.E.A.R., only in space.

bobteh log fuck you

Oh you.

Spawn, I'm going to agree with AeraDynamic on this one. Give Dead Space a try man, it's an awesome game.

I'll see if I get it for PC.

request it for AVGN. he'll probably agree if it's as bad as you say it is.

It's a shit load of fuck I say.

Cock joke is the worst game ever.

I thought nut checking was.

so dont play the game :) play something like, erm, crash bandicoot, or oddworld (which btw kicks ass!) and what are you doing with a PS1?.... not complaining, Im saying that kicks ass! I got a dreamcast, still good.

btw, dont take as an offence, lol, just saying play something else :)

I still have my PS1 because it's a relic. Same with my SNES and Genesis :>

Worst game ever? Madden... all of them... fuck football and sports all together. You want to play sports, THEN PLAY SPORTS, dont sit on your ass pretending to.

I actually used to play Tony Hawk Underground 1. I broke the high score of people who played in New Jersey without using a game shark.

Gauntlet Legends FTW.

LMFFFFFAO Check this shit out Spawn. And it wasn't even a comment on Lejin's page. Fuck it, maybe they'll ban my login or some shit because I'm callin' him a bitch all the time. Fuckin' crybaby ass snitch lmfao.

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for WS - Dropping Knowledge on 8/2/08 at 8:58:53 AM, has been deleted:

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Score: 10 / 10
Summary: Fuck You Spawn!
Review: Fucker, you killed Lejin. I listened to some of his stuff...he's on too many bitch moves. And I wish some Lejin supporters would come at me. Fuck it, tell Lejin to come at me. My tracks will be up by Monday. Then I'll load 2 more, and 2 more until people just quit.

It's what we DO!
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That's your track man, and my comment got deleted lol.
Keep killin' those fake ass faggots.

Hahah, just put it back up. Fuck em lmfao

First: You call Dead Space a failed copy of F.E.A.R. ?! WTF! Dead Space kicks F.E.A.R.S. ass man! You can't call that Game Horror anymore when you got scraed by Dead Space! F.E.A.R. aint nothing compared to that xD Second: Tony Hawks Undergound rocks badass! Like that more then THU2 or the TH WDT or THP8 .___. And last: I got a deleted Review too from that N****r! The second when I'm honest! Looks like everytime I leave a Review on that N****rs Crap Audio he calls sumone to delete it xD Looks like hes hanging on some Mods Balls xD xD

Real ofer Fake Review
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Score: 4 / 10
Summary: Don't u got anything else???
Review: Same shit again and again and again... What you gonna do when Spaw goes Pro and leaves NG. May your Brain just stop working and you die? Or are you already mindly dead and left alone with Spawn as the only reason your ass is still here on Earth? It looks like you are only here for talking Bullshit over other Producers who are better than you and will be 4ever. Just pack your shit and go Lej... its embarrassing, honestly. I am not talking for Spawn of Shek cuz I like em more than you, I am sure "normal" People want to express themselfs on NG and get real feedback on the Work. When I want classic deep Music with more than just common Sound I listen to Zajed's or K-Dm's Songs. When I want oldskool Beats and easy flow with extraordinary Sampling I head over to Spawn. And when I want to hear killer kickass Beats and start bangin to the Kick I got Bill and Flash for that Job. And when I want to listen to beefin Bullshit you're the only one left. All you post is a new hate Track against Spawn or Bill or Teom or just a general "don't fuck with us, we run the shit, nobody better then ma crew fuck the haters, real talk 4 life, blah blah" again. And WTF is this <<BANG>>KO!!! all the time??? Why are you typing this over and over again? How old are u?! Shek just did the right thing and copied it under his Comments xD That shit is so funny!

For the "Track" first you get a 2 for the hatin again. But still a 4 for the Beat.Even if it was more like Background Music to keep me awake but it was still nice. Sec learn to eq your Mic or just go away from the TV while rappin. Your high Freqs kill my Ears man, this hurts. Maybe you should ask Spawn how to eq right ^^

As a last offer, I can talk "real" or w/e you wanna call it and if you got something to discuss on my Words just send me a PM and we have a go. I PROMISE no "hating" by me. I am getting sick of this "gangxtah" bullshit here! Act like a man or just shut the hell up 4 ever now!
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Fuck you M-Bot I HATE you!!!

Hahah. Well, I could easily make it underground in the Hip-Hop industry. Not too much as mainstream. And I'll see if I torrent Dead Space in a few months. lol

Hey Damu, you tell that piece of shit to take a world tour on up here and I'll meet him anyday of the week, anytime, anyplace he wants it. He's got my address, he's got my face, he's a big boss taking world tours with tons of money to fly anywhere he wants, then come get some. Until that happens, he ain't shit, he ain't never been shit, he ain't never gonna be shit, and you are dickriding him with Hoover vac sucking power. Get fucking real, Lejin is a nobody. He's on NG! He claims Hip-Hop NG's #1 artist like it's a badge of honor?! It's like being the gold medal winner at the Special Olympics. EVERYBODY is a goddamned Gold Medal winner there! Fuck, man, get off his nuts, get off Spawn's nuts, get a fucking clue and shut this stupid poppin' off on the net down.

You the biggest internet banger of the whole groupo, with your hardass lil bandana picture and that People Nation rip-off shit...you do realize People Nation is the only group of gangs spittin' that 5 flyin', 6 dyin' shit, right? That's Chicago, that ain't no west coast shit. That ain't Dawgs and Rips, son. Mack ripped that shit off from a book he read in prison. You can't believe everything you read, kid. Next you'll be rippin' off Mara Salvatrucha and I'ma laugh my ass off.

Spawn, don't even worry about these lil tykes, man, just push their lil stroller over the hill for them every once in awhile and give them a lollipop to suck on. Otherwise, let their prostitute moms deal with them.

Peace

If you only knew the amount of shit I got from them yesterday. lol

I can only imagine. I been too busy with the mixtape, new job, new car, new tv, shit my whole life is getting newer and shinier everyday. I love being me right now. I'll hit the Vent and AIM on monday sometime after I get in from work at 2pm my time, 6 yours. I've got to work on something local right now, but I got some time this week I hope. My phone's too busy recently, but that just means money.

Peace

Shiny stuff makes me giggle.

But yeah, it was funny. They even had a sn named "LejinIsGaaaayyy" IM me. That was funny.

Hey check this out, the Opening from L4D is kickass Action!
>>> <a href="http://www.gametrailers.com/player/42272.html">http://www.gametrailers.com/player/42 272.html</a> <<<

Oh and after I commented Lej's newest Masterpiece his Bitch Sunshon showed up spamming on my News and voting down my last 2 or 4 Tracks xD I don't care right now but it would be still cool if you could vote em up again ^^ Thanky

Yeah, Sunshon is a twat. I'd knock that faggot the fuck out and make him take off the red rag for disrespecting it.

YEAH! I TOLD YA! xD Another deleted Review on Bitjins Tracks and check this out its a totally old one. The first one I left, now I am sure, that N****r is Ballsucking some Mod for deleting other Reviews he can't stand xD xD Imma talk to ma german Mod Brother myself and try to find out who that Guy is...

Yo Richard, I was thinking about another Collab between you, me and Zajed ;) After I listened to Lilium I really wanted to start something. Oldskool of course and with some of these special Vocals. I think I can give you something I got here for dat. You take the sampling Part, Zajed is on the Classics I will get some specials together. Beat should be made by us all together. One starts and we can change Sound in time till we are all happy with it. If you are down for a new Song just let me know alright!

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